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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

DID YOU KNOW?

So first of all, I've got to apologize for not updating for a LONG time. I am genuinely and deeply sorry.

OKAY. Let's get on with the interesting fact of today.
Behold, Ladies and Gentlemen, this fact will blow your mind away. LITERALLY.

Many students always whine about how boring, dull, and old-school Shakespeare is. The thing is, Will WASN'T boring, dull, or old-school. He was a pure genius- fascinating, incredible, magnificent, spectacular, amazing....... I could go on forever. Now, you all probably think I'm just a geek, nerd, pencil-pusher, or whatever. The point is, this fact will prove you un-Shakespeare-fans-who-only-visit-this-geeky-blog-for-the-answers-to-your-homework WRONG. This fact will blow your mind! Behold.........

Our dear friend Will was COOL. He wore an earring on his left ear! How amazing is that?! An  old, beard-stroking poet had a freaking EARRING on his LEFT EAR!
Amazing! Mind-blowing! SPECTACULAR.

Okay, that's all for today. Thanks! (Can you spot that earring from this portrait?)

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