Shakespeare Insults, Insults, Insults!

Normally, I would never describe "insults" as fabulous. But, here's the deal- Shakespearean insults ARE fabulous. Sooner or later, you'll see why.
Here are some famous Shakespearean insults:

“You muddy conger!”

Uh huh.

“Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle!” 

You're comparing me to a disease? Like... Ebola?

“Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile!”

Beware the mighty SNAKE, guys!

Cool, huh? I'm soon going to insult like that if I keep studying Shakespearean language...
BONUS! Did you know that these insult quotes above are also featured in a popular book? It's called: Into the Gauntlet from The 39 Clues!