Here are some really smart and original retorts to use in a Shakespearean way when insulting someone:
“Poisonous bunch-back’d toad”
Thou art a noxious, foul-smelling toad-frog!
“Knotty-pated fool”
Doesn't "fool" pretty much cover everything?
“Vile standing tuck”
I don't get ya.
“Pigeon-livered and lacking gall”Hey, now, no criticisms about my organs; This is getting weirdly personal.
And there you have it! Study up and learn these smart and high-class insults!
(BONUS: These quotes were featured in Into the Gauntlet)
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